April 20, 2019
Grandpa’s Love Life
“Mr. Jones,” I asked after I introduced myself to the old man on the gurney and his two adult children. “I hear you have something stuck up your backside?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” he responded a bit sheepishly. “May I ask what it is?” I inquired curiously. “A shampoo bottle. One of the travel-size ones,” he responded. “Oh boy,” I…