Author Archives : DrMedicineMan

Walk or Die. A 100,000 thousand year old solution to modern ailments.


Humans were not designed to sit for long. We didn’t develop bi-pedal ambulation to sit. We didn’t develop a massive fancy appendage to our brain called the cerebellum—which coordinates our steps and provides an intricate balance system—just to sit much of the day. If the human cerebellum suffers even a minor stroke, most people suffer from uncontrollable vertigo and difficulty…

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The Terrible Pink Eye


Oh my gosh! Don’t touch Timmy–he’s got pinkeye! We’ve all heard this warning a dozen times, if not more. What is pinkeye, and why is it so bad? Why do you need magical drops after pinkeye in order to go back to school? Pinkeye is a poor description of three roughly related conditions called conjunctivitis. Most cases are completely harmless.…

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To Hair Transplant or Not Hair Transplant


For a while between 2013-2016 I trained in the technique of Hair Transplant Surgery and setup a clinic in the Dallas-Forth Worth area.  It is truly a Wild West of specialities without much of a formal training process, bringing together a bunch of physicians with disparate training backgrounds including dermatologists, family physicians, radiologists, internists, and emergency physicians, amongst other specialities.…

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Grandpa’s Love Life


“Mr. Jones,” I asked after I introduced myself to the old man on the gurney and his two adult children.  “I hear you have something stuck up your backside?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” he responded a bit sheepishly. “May I ask what it is?” I inquired curiously. “A shampoo bottle.  One of the travel-size ones,” he responded. “Oh boy,” I…

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All Sliced Up


The overweight middle-aged man was propped up on the EMS gurney and flanked by two police officers as he was being rolled in through the ambulance entrance.  He was alert but somber and looking down at his blood-stained white shirt. “What’s that all about?” I asked the secretary, Dannie. “EMS called a little while ago and said there was a…

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Bug Killer Thriller


“Hey Doc,” said Darrel, one of the nurses, with a smile, “you should probably come see this psych patient EMS just brought in a little while ago.  She’s bat shit crazy.  I can’t get anywhere near her to place a line.” “Yeah?” I closed out of a patient chart and looked up, “What’s she up to?” “Man, she’s drooling and…

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The Alcoholic Jehovah’s Witness with a Bleeding Stomach Ulcer


The man should have been in his prime, but lay in his 30s in his ICU bed when I returned back in the morning. I was on my medical intensive care unit rotation during residency.  We were rounding with the attending ICU doctor, describing each patient’s illness and plan, when I heard the patient’s story.             “Mr. Terry is a 35 year…

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Drowning In Grief


The EMS call alerted us to a young drowning victim en route.  I dropped my chart and hurried to the resuscitation room.  “Did they say how soon they’d be here?” I asked the head nurse, Cammie, who was hurriedly putting on gloves.  “Did they say how old the kid is?” “They said they were just getting off the highway…and they…

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Fix Simple Skin Lacerations With Superglue


  Is Superglue a safe alternative to Dermabond for fixing minor cuts? It is safe–just not as good!  Superglue and Dermabond are both in the same family of plastics (cyanoacrylates), but there are important similarities and differences. They both adhere readily to skin and form a strong seal. However, Superglue dries in a stiff fashion and flakes off in stiffer shards,…

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